Make Someone's Day!

 These are some silly poems I made at work the other day for my coworkers. I wanted to make them smile :) I work at a pet grooming and supply store, by the way.
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Whitney
This bather's name is Whitney
She doesn't mind the mice
She would never hit me
Because she's very nice

Yes yes, her name is Whitney
She'll take a doggy's beard
And dry it 'til it's spit-free
And doesn't think it's weird


Andy
This bather's name is Andy
She came back the other day
We think she's rather handy
And we really hope she'll stay

Yes yes, her name is Andy
She's fun to be around
She's polite and not demandy
And she'll nicely groom your hound

Ain't this doggy pretty?